The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy
John and Rodney got bored. Teyla and Ronon got roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
This is a great fun read. Nothing much as far as plot but that's not what this fic is about. Very funny so be warned and don't be drinking around your computer when you read this.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2884352/1/
music: Dance with the Devil - Breaking Benjamin